A friend of mine started talking about family size the other day.
“I've been going back and forth about whether I want two kids or three kids,” she said. “After spending a lot of time with your family, I've definitely decided two is good for us.”
Not even kidding.
We are totally helpful…if for nothing more than scaring young parents into sticking with their birth control routine.
Mission Slow Down World Overpopulation, accomplished!