Ahh, it's that time of year again.The time when your child will be heading into a cesspool of germs. They'll crowd around with hoards of of bacteria-mongers in an enclosed space, where the whole group will bond over life lessons like “how to launch a spitwad the farthest” and “the best tools for extracting gum from the bottom of a shoe.”

Lovely.

lysol soap

You can keep those germs at bay with the Lysol Healthy Touch No-Touch Hand Soap System and Lysol Dual Action Disinfecting Wipes. The no-touch soap dispenser automatically sense hands and dispenses just the right amount of soap. No more boogery fingers leaving grossness all over the dispenser pump (I'm a bit of a germaphobe, can you tell?). And the stainless steel look matches bathrooms perfectly.

I absolutely love the disinfecting wipes. One side is your typical wipe and the other side is scrubby to help with bigger messes. That way, you don't have to go through half a box of wipes to clean up a dirt mark on the floor. Heck, if my kid was school-aged, I'd be sending him with a whole tube of these things. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being nicknamed “Captain Disinfecto” on your first day at kindergarten. All the cool kids are doing it.