things i've gained from having a child

  1. Perspective
  2. 15 pounds
  3. Patience
  4. A full cup size
  5. Starbucks Gold status
  6. A sense of humor
  7. 1,000 tiny socks
  8. The recurring fantasy that I am Superwoman. Along with the recurring realization that I, in fact, am NOT Superwoman.
  9. The ability to say “No.”
  10. Forehead wrinkles.